It’s time for another caption contest, and I’ve been hearing it doesn’t need to be late this week. So here goes…
This week’s photo features a man and woman eating at the same table. The man’s T-shirt could potentially be offensive to the woman, for obvious reasons. There’s also the fact that they’re at Burger King, which is not exactly a health food type restaurant. It’s up to you to write a funny caption to explain what either of these people might be thinking or about to say. Or you can make a joke about the situation. The only requirement is that it’s funny (and clean).

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Ex-Fun T-Shirt Owner
This t-shirt reminds me of the one I used to have that said “The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.” I miss that shirt and like that chubby chick, I miss the days when I would’ve fit in that shirt.
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Should I smack him or order another burger?”
Beppo
As the great philosopher Fab once said, “Having a wife you can’t annoy is like having candy you can’t eat.”
Crappo the Clown
Woman: “That T-shirt gives me gas…” PHVRRRT!
Thomas Wayne
Large is phat.
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Oof! I shouldn’t have eaten that sixth burger…”
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “If another person implies that I’m fat, I’m gonna sit on ’em!”
Mr. Destructo
I’m large and in charge.
Mr. Destructo
Inappropriate or not, he is at Burger King, where you supposedly can have it your way…
Crappo the Clown
I thought fat people were jolly…
Beppo
Woman: “If I didn’t have to get up, I’d smack him!”
r-star
hahaha this is my friends parents!!!! Tooo funny! His mum has lost hlaf her weight now though 😉