I’m finally getting the caption contest restarted. Having a newborn around the house can wreck havoc on your schedule. 🙂
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This week’s photo features some type of protest, or so it appears — it can be any context you want to think up. One of the guys is offering a peace flower to a policeman in full riot gear. You can write from anyone’s perspective, even as an outsider or as yourself. And if you don’t subscribe to the comments already, it’s good to subscribe to them at least on the caption contests, because that’s when they get really fun.
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Thomas Wayne
Officer, in front of an exploding fireworks manufacturing plant: “Move along, nothing to see here.”
Thomas Wayne
Guy with the flowers: “Sometimes you have to wuss out to impress the ladies.”
Thomas Wayne
Is that Mango-Man? 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Girl: “This protest isn’t going so well. If only Thomas Wayne was here, he would know what to do…”
Important Philosopher
Doesn’t it seem ironic when women who have beautiful, well-maintained hair go out with guys who have just-got-out-of-bed-looking hair? Can anyone explain that?
TR
What? Her hair looks even worse than his. I doubt it had be brushed in a week.
TR
“been brushed” not “be brushed” … who stole those two letters … I never have typos ,,, I swear … I’ve been robbed!
Sterling Silva
“Take this flower. It will make you shoot fireballs just like Mario, I swear.”
Sterling Silva
“Are you my mummy?”
Sterling Silva
It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Sterling Silva
“Please accept this flower on behalf of androgenous guitar-playing d-bags everywhere.”
Sterling Silva
“That’s not what I meant when I asked if you had any kind bud, sir.”
Mr. Destructo
This picture could use an explosion or two…
Mr. Destructo
Officer: “I don’t need your puny peace offering! I’m here to enforce the peace, and there’s gonna be peace, even if I have to throw the smack down on some protesters!”
Thomas Wayne
Dude: “Flower power, man!”
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man hired these security professionals to protect his ketunias, but as you can see, this guy already stole some. He’s gonna be all kinds of furious…
Thomas Wayne
Is that a tank I hear in the background? Hey, I know who that is! It’s Rurouni Kenneth! He’s normally a man of peace, but he can take only so much stupidity before something has to be done…
Crappo the Clown
Dude: “You refuse my flower?!? I fart in your general direction!”
Officer: “I’m wearing a gas mask… you think I care?”
Crappo the Clown
Can you figure out which of these people just crapped their pants?
Thomas Wayne
Dude: “Girl, I told you the ketunias were too much! People are laughing.”
Thomas Wayne
Dude with the flowers better be careful. That doesn’t look like one of those rent-a-cops…
Crappo the Clown
When you’re in a large crowd like that, you can rip one and no one knows it was you… or you can blame someone else, like you’re a butt-ventriloquist…
Thomas Wayne
Uhh, is his hair supposed to look like that? It’s not filled with glue like so many young guys’ hair these days.