This week our caption contest features two famous celebrities — Darth Vader and Ronald McDonald. Why are they together? That’s a good question. Hopefully you can think up some good answers. 🙂 Of course, even if you don’t contribute a funny answer, you can read what others have come up with.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
I’ve heard pigs can fly, but now I’ve seen everything!
Ape No. 1
Death Star construction back on track after Empire secures sponsorship from major fast food chain.
Ape No. 1
Same sex couples welcome intergalactic reforms to marriage laws.
Holiday Inn Express
Little known fact: Vader’s horrible burns, were actually caused by McDonalds coffee served too hot.
Thomas Wayne
And Vader sued McDonald’s for it, getting millions of dollars, which funded the first Death Star…
Thomas Wayne
Darth Vader: “Ronald, I am your father.”
Ronald McDonald: “NOOOOOOOOO!”
Holiday Inn Express
Darth McDonald was later kicked out of the Sith Academy for not being evil enough.
Ape No. 1
Because modern culture was deemed the work of the devil, brother’s Billy and Johnny were never allowed to read comics or watch tv. They were though allowed to go trick or treating each year with their friends.
“Mum, are you sure these costumes you made for us are the Joker and Batman?”
Beppo
Ronald McDonald: “Vader, I am your father.”
Darth Vader: “NOOOOOOOOO!”
Beppo
So this is how McDonald’s is the top fast food restaurant every single year!
Thomas Wayne
It looks like Darth Vader has been eating at McDonalds a lot lately… 🙂
Thomas Wayne
This picture is classified. To get it, I had to sign confidentiality waivers and get tattoos. Understand the sacrifices I make.
Thomas Wayne
Darth Vader: “Ronald, join me on the dark side…”
Thomas Wayne
I haven’t seen the Star Wars movies in a while, but doesn’t Darth Vader’s controls look a little generic? Maybe it’s his casual outfit…
Beppo
I wonder… what do those controls do anyway? What would happen if you walked up to him and just started pushing buttons? Someone really should research this…
Thomas Wayne
One of the buttons probably cues his theme music, or some ominous your-doom-is-near music…
Crappo the Clown
I bet one of them is the Butt Exhaust Fan… 🙂
If I had an exosuit, I’d definitely have one…
Fab
I always knew clowns were evil!
Thomas Wayne
The surprise party is about to go horribly wrong…
Thomas Wayne
How does Darth Vader eat? Is there an explanation for how that works? Never thought about that before, but it seems like it wouldn’t be easy… In the movies, you rarely see people eat. They’re always conquering/saving the world, or creating relationship debacles, but they rarely stop to eat pizza. Personally, I always eat pizza while saving the world… 🙂 (cue sponsors now)
Crappo the Clown
Ronald: “Ooh, I just hugged evil! I think I just pooped my pants…”
Hamburglar
Robble Robble
iliketoads
Ronny and Darth showed up a little late for Wendy’s paternity hearing on account of late night gambling and other comaraderie among Maury’s guests that day. Bets were taken on whether she had inherited Ronny’s red hair or Darth’s expanding middle-aged wasteline.
iliketoads
that’s “waistline”.
Beppo
My personal hypothesis? The Death Star (version 3) was going over budget because of minion unions, so Darth Vader bought out McDonald’s to get free food. You heard it here first. Evidence pending.
Crappo the Clown
Thus begins our tale of romance and comedy…
Mr. Destructo
Don’t underestimate the power of the Force.