It’s Monday, so you know what that means — another caption contest! This week’s picture probably does contain at least a thousand words worth of captions. So let’s get to writing.
If you’re new to this, the plan is simple — figure out what’s going on in the picture and write something funny about it. You can invent whatever background circumstances necessary to support your idea. You can embellish the story, or you can completely make it up from scratch. You could also base it off current news. Either way, just have fun with it.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
This was the day it dawned on Ted that he was 40 year old man stuck in the 80’s making $8 dollars an hour at the record store.
Beppo
In retrospect Dave decided he overreacted a bit after discovering Borders had sold out of Bon Jovi’s autobiography.
Horace DelTaco
Guy on rail, “Beppo paid me 20 bucks to advertise for the blog.”
Thomas Wayne
Lurry tried to hold on, but his mullet was just too heavy…
Thomas Wayne
Captain, CAVE-MAAANN!
Beppo
Peter Parker has always regretted the 80’s.
Thomas Wayne
I just don’t get these Geico commercials.
Thomas Wayne
The decision to play Celine Dion over the store’s sound system drove many of the harder rocking patrons into an insane rage.
Thomas Wayne
These sidewalk chalk drawings kick butt!
Thomas Wayne
This is why drummers get no respect.
Crappo the Clown
Quick, someone bring me a lighter. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!
Crappo the Clown
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Thomas Wayne
In a stunning twist of irony, Mango-Man was caught on camera protesting the lame run of caption photos lately.
Fashion Police
Who wears black socks with blue jeans and tennis shoes?
Thomas Wayne
Hmm… I don’t think this new Wolverine Origins movie is going to be any good.