The following picture is of an outfield play in baseball gone wrong. The team featured in this debacle is the Philadelphia Phillies, who happen to be in the playoffs this year. But, as you might imagine, this picture is not from this year.
This is not a caption contest, per se, but if you have any idea (real or imagined) about what’s going on here, please share in a comment.
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
I thought teammates were supposed to work together…
Thomas Wayne
Is that Mango-Man out there pretending to be a pro ballplayer and messing things up? That looks like his style of play… 😮
Fab
It’s MM sitting there alright, but what is that he’s doing with his hand in the grass? Is he scratching around looking for flowers?
Mr. Innapropriate
That’s what they get for signing a paraplegic shortstop and a one-legged outfielder. Of course that’s why #33 came for half price. That shortstop can sure scoot around the bases!
Bag O' Donuts
The Philadelphia Phillies experiment with moon baseball. No gravity, but ten times the fun!
Holiday Inn Express
Clearly this is a very rare picture actually taken during a ninja attack. It has all the warning wigns:
1) Black background or shadows where a ninja could hide.
2) Somebody flying through the air for no apparent reason.
3) No sign of a ninja anywhere.
Mango-Man
#33 yelling: I knew we shouldn’t have let the 2nd baseman eat all those beans last night!!!