caption contest, John McCain and John Kerry

It’s time for another caption contest!  Same rules as always: write a caption for this photo, from whatever point of view you’d like.  Just remember to follow the language rules here.

Here’s some background on these two together, if you’re interested.  Of course, John McCain is the 2008 Republican Presidential candidate, and John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential candidate.  McCain also tried to run in 2000 but lost to George W. Bush.  In 2004, Kerry tried to get McCain to be his vice-president, while also offering him Secretary of Defense and other titles.  But McCain refused the offer, because he believed Bush to be the better candidate (even though he didn’t like Bush much).

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8 thoughts on “caption contest, John McCain and John Kerry

  1. Thomas Wayne

    You fool! You’ve sat in the “chair that eats people”. My plan has worked perfectly. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

  2. mango-man

    McCain: This is the optimum position to achieve maximum loudness when breaking wind… also note the Leather chair… prepare to be amazed by my fartilicious skills… phrvvt!!! OOooh! that burns!!!

  3. Bag O' Donuts

    Bit O’ Trivia: After the 2004 campaign, John McCain and John Kerry starred in a short lived French television drama. “McCain and Frankenstein: Paris Homicide” was canceled after only 5 episodes. Evidently a buddy cop drama about 2 senators patrolling a tacky Paris hotel isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  4. Thomas Wayne

    Kerry: “I told you Obama was what this country needed.”

    McCain: “I’ve gotta get outta here!”

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