It’s time for another caption contest! Same rules as always: write a caption for this photo, from whatever point of view you’d like. Just remember to follow the language rules here.
Here’s some background on these two together, if you’re interested. Of course, John McCain is the 2008 Republican Presidential candidate, and John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential candidate. McCain also tried to run in 2000 but lost to George W. Bush. In 2004, Kerry tried to get McCain to be his vice-president, while also offering him Secretary of Defense and other titles. But McCain refused the offer, because he believed Bush to be the better candidate (even though he didn’t like Bush much).
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Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
You fool! You’ve sat in the “chair that eats people”. My plan has worked perfectly. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Fab
McCain: I have gas. If I fart, will you go away?
Kerry: Not until I sniff it first. Here, let me fan it towards me.
The Actual Joey Himself
What are you so tired for? Obamma is doing all the campaigning!
steve merrill
“C’mon John. If you’re too old for musical chairs you won’t get asked to any parties
mango-man
McCain: This is the optimum position to achieve maximum loudness when breaking wind… also note the Leather chair… prepare to be amazed by my fartilicious skills… phrvvt!!! OOooh! that burns!!!
Beppo
Kerry: I voted for these new leather chairs before I voted against them.
Bag O' Donuts
Bit O’ Trivia: After the 2004 campaign, John McCain and John Kerry starred in a short lived French television drama. “McCain and Frankenstein: Paris Homicide” was canceled after only 5 episodes. Evidently a buddy cop drama about 2 senators patrolling a tacky Paris hotel isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Thomas Wayne
Kerry: “I told you Obama was what this country needed.”
McCain: “I’ve gotta get outta here!”