Could Yanni be the Antichrist?

Could Yanni be the Antichrist?  I know, he seems all mellow and wussy, so he doesn’t seem like the type of person who would rule the world.  But remember that the Antichrist will deceive many.  Think about the clues… Yanni is very much “politically correct” with his music, making it very bland so it doesn’t offend anyone.  And his music is all about peace.  (Most of it will put me to sleep quickly.)  And doesn’t he think his music is spiritual?  And didn’t he come out with some “Live At The Apocalypse” CD?  Maybe that was prophetic…  Just something to think about…

8 thoughts on “Could Yanni be the Antichrist?

  1. Buffet o' Blog Administrator

    Yanni rocks! Do you not know? (Man, that was hard to type, even in jest!)

    I heard about Yanni from the guy who likes flowers. I’ve heard he listens to Yanni while he’s watching his flower garden bloom and blossom… 🙂

    I’ve heard a little bit of his music before, and it makes me instantly sleepy. So I don’t normally listen to it, but if I was having trouble sleeping, I might consider it. (But I don’t have trouble falling asleep.)

  2. Mango-Man

    I hear ‘yawn’ees music comes with a warning label reading “Caution: Do not use this product if operating heavy machinery or have any inkling of what ‘good’ music really is.”

  3. Fab

    MM, you’re right and he’s been trying to come out of this closet for years! This Buffet o’ Blog Administrator (if that’s his real name!) really does seem to be on the cutting edge of all things Yanni. In fact, I personally never even heard of Yanni until this guy tried to get me to listen to his records. If pressed, I bet you could get him to admit that he has some Yanni tracks saved on his computer and has even purchased a Yanni CD or two, under the guise of “I’m getting them for my mom” or some such nonsense. Yes, it’s much like the flower child from posts gone by–this guy just likes Yanni like flower boy likes petunias.

  4. Buffet o' Blog Administrator

    Allow me to clear up some misconceptions here.

    1) I don’t live in a closet, nor do I ever hide in one.
    2) Yanni’s music doesn’t have a cutting edge, as far as I know.
    3) Press all you want — I’ll never admit to having any Yanni records.
    4) Buffet o’ Blog Administrator is my real name. Well, my name here, at least. I don’t have multiple personalities, but I just have so much awesomeness that it cannot all be expressed through one persona. It’s kinda like the Trinity, although not even I am as cool as God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. I’m not even worthy to tie His shoes — any of them. I’m not even trying to compare myself to God, because it’s not even close. He’s more awesome than I can comprehend. However, I am cooler than these Fab and Mango-Man characters. 🙂 Hence I am the Administrator of this world-renown blog while you two write in obscurity, hoping to get noticed by dissing on someone higher than you in the blog chain. (Yeah, I went there… what’cha gonna do about it? Bring it!)


  5. Your Friendly HR Dept

    If you notice Buffet O’Blog Admin didn’t mention he was cooler than me. He conveniently left me off that list, b/c he knows not to mess with the bull or he’ll get the horns (a nice 80’s flashback is occuring for many right now). And Yes….I went there. Bring it Beppo!!!!

  6. Buffet o' Blog Administrator

    If I have to start listing everyone that isn’t as cool as me, the list will become inconceivably long.

    Yes, I am cooler than you, “Your Friendly HR Dept” (if that’s your real name).

    If anyone claims to be cooler than me, they should show proof. I have this world-renown blog, which I administer. There is no other blog like it!

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