Here’s a great idea… and it’s good that a company had the audacity to make it.  It’s a remote control teddy bear.  It makes a farting noise when you push the button on the remote control.  This would be great for parties!  You could leave it on the couch, so people would pick it up to move it and some people would have to hug it, and then after you activate it, laughter would ensue.

If they ever make a version 2.0 of it, here’s something they should add — have multiple buttons on the remote for different volumes.  Sometimes you’d want it to let a quiet fart, one where the people in the room thought they might’ve heard someone cut one, but they aren’t sure, so you have that awkward moment where everyone looks around and half the people want to laugh and the other half want to be all offended and/or mortified.  🙂  And it should have at least 20 different fart sounds, for even more laughs.