Let’s think outside of the box for a moment…
What if God decided to rapture the animals first? What if He decided we were too mean to them or that we don’t deserve them anymore? Picture it — you might be eating a cheeseburger, and then all the meat disappears. The collective cries of millions around the world would be, “WHERE’S THE BEEF?” Fast food joints and established restaurants would all be sued, as meatless burgers and missing steaks would cause an outrage. Some people would starve, being allergic to vegetables. Pets would be missing, and the police would be overwhelmed with missing pet calls. The world would go into utter chaos and destruction. It could be the end of society as we know it.
[Ed. note: Before “Captain Literal” makes an appearance, let me say this is completely hypothetical. I know the Scriptures, and there is no reference to animals being raptured, especially before mankind. So save your “know-it-all” remarks for other sites that might care about your super-serious remarks. The whole point of this is to laugh. Now, I realize some people are humorless, and it’s their loss. Laughing can add +8 years to your life, so I’ve heard. And laughing does a body good (even better than medicine, in my opinion). If you’re unable to laugh, life must be really hard on you. I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes. But if that’s you, then you should spend a few minutes here at this blog, and find something that might make you laugh. Being an adult doesn’t mean you should quit laughing or take everything seriously. Other people don’t always take you seriously, so why should you? 🙂 BTW, all this advice is free. Really, you owe us nothing. But if your life is now changed and you actually enjoy life again, you should become a regular here at this blog. And if you want to show your gratitude, you’re always welcome to send us cookies or pay for our next trip to Larry’s Pizza. Thank you, drive thru…]
2 thoughts on “all the animals are missing!”
Not a Disclaimer, but stayed at a Holiday Inn Express
If all the animals disappeared, I think the worst part would be if you were eating a cheeseburger, and it didn’t disappear. Cause then you’d know that you’re eating a soyburger. Or Tofuburger. Oh the horror!
What? You mean my dog Spikey won’t be in heaven? Man, you have just crushed my spirit…