Tag: funny

Who’s your best friend – spouse or dog?

If you’re married, your spouse should be your best friend.  If you have a dog, he/she may be your best friend.  To help you figure out which one truly is your best friend, try this test:

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.  When you open it, which one is happy to see you?

🙂

caption contest, many satellite dishes

I sure could go for a caption contest right now…  Fortunately, I have the power to make it happen.  🙂

This week’s photo features a house with quite a few satellite dishes on it.  Figure out something funny to say about it, from any angle, and share the laughter with us all.  Just keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

research shows pickles will kill you

We’ve discussed here before the fact that pickles are evil.  We’ve even offered proof, yet some of you stubbornly resist the facts.  Well, here’s further evidence, which I stumbled across recently.

An important scientific study was conducted around 1875, when pickles were starting to gain more acceptance in mainstream society.  Certain intellectual people knew this must be the work of the devil, trying to turn people into evil zombies.  So these smart important scientists conducted some research into the long-term effects of pickles.  There were 5011 people who ate pickles and had their life observed, to see what kind of effects the pickles had.  Much to everyone’s chagrin, all these people DIED!

So there you have it — conclusive proof that IF YOU EAT PICKLES, YOU WILL DIE! That’s just not something you want to mess around with!

Feel free to argue if you must, but facts are facts…

caption contest, martial arts fighting

This week we’ve got an exciting caption contest planned.  It’s an action-packed scene, full of fighting.   I don’t know if this is some kind of martial arts training exercise or an actual fight, but it looks like one guy is throwin’ the smack down!

As always, you get to write a funny caption for this picture, and it can be from any perspective: the fighters (any of them), an onlooker, an analyst, or whatever.  Or you can make a joke or pun about it.  Or you can write a backstory to give it context.  Or you can fit it into current world events.   Be creative.  Just make it funny and keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)