Tag: funny

caption contest, truck on fire

Welcome to this week’s caption contest!  This week’s photo features a truck on fire.   (It’s not quite an explosion, which would’ve been even more awesome, but perhaps one is imminent.)  It may seem odd to have a caption contest without people in it, but you can make jokes about the situation (try looking at it from different perspectives), or you can create a point-of-view from any made-up fictional character.  Or you can give it backstory to setup your punchline.  There are quite a few possibilities for humor here.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

Who’s your best friend – spouse or dog?

If you’re married, your spouse should be your best friend.  If you have a dog, he/she may be your best friend.  To help you figure out which one truly is your best friend, try this test:

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.  When you open it, which one is happy to see you?

🙂

caption contest, many satellite dishes

I sure could go for a caption contest right now…  Fortunately, I have the power to make it happen.  🙂

This week’s photo features a house with quite a few satellite dishes on it.  Figure out something funny to say about it, from any angle, and share the laughter with us all.  Just keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

research shows pickles will kill you

We’ve discussed here before the fact that pickles are evil.  We’ve even offered proof, yet some of you stubbornly resist the facts.  Well, here’s further evidence, which I stumbled across recently.

An important scientific study was conducted around 1875, when pickles were starting to gain more acceptance in mainstream society.  Certain intellectual people knew this must be the work of the devil, trying to turn people into evil zombies.  So these smart important scientists conducted some research into the long-term effects of pickles.  There were 5011 people who ate pickles and had their life observed, to see what kind of effects the pickles had.  Much to everyone’s chagrin, all these people DIED!

So there you have it — conclusive proof that IF YOU EAT PICKLES, YOU WILL DIE! That’s just not something you want to mess around with!

Feel free to argue if you must, but facts are facts…