If people dread Friday the 13th, considering it bad, how much worse is Monday the 13th?  Think about it…

(That was today, in case you didn’t notice…)

I think alarm clocks came about because of the fall of man…

In Heaven, we may not even need to sleep.  But if we did, I suspect there would be no alarm clocks — we’d just wake up at the right time.  Because it seems like Heaven shouldn’t have annoying buzzing machines that disturb your rest…  🙂

Today I came across a headline called I’d Make A Good Fat Guy.  It’s a neat perspective.  It’s easy to get fat, I think, but not everyone can do it well.  Here’s an excerpt from the article :

I recently read somewhere that 64 percent of adult Americans are overweight or obese. And it got me to thinking: If I had to, not only could I put on the extra weight, but I’d actually be a pretty impressive fat guy.

I’ve already got the eating part down. I love food. Who doesn’t? And the prospect of eating three Denver omelets with extra cheese for breakfast, a Big Mac for lunch, a bucket of fried chicken for dinner, and a cheesesteak for a midnight snack, all the while sucking down four or five 32-ounce Cokes, is too inviting to resist.

He also goes on to explain why most fat people aren’t that good at being fat, and that he would put the “jolly” back in “fat and jolly”.  It’s a good read…

We’ve received another e-mail from Thomas Wayne, who has a question for all the “important” experts that visit this site.  Here’s his letter :

There’s a guy who comes to our gaming nights who tries to act all cool and manly, but one time his laptop’s wallpaper was a picture of flowers.  Naturally we asked him what was up with that, and he fumbled around with some excuse that some program he has automatically updates his wallpaper, then he promptly changed it.  So we just laughed a little while and then let it be.  Well, in a week or two we met again for gaming, and that time he had a different picture of flowers on his wallpaper.  Again he blamed the program, but I don’t know what to think.  What’s up with this?  Should we be concerned?

~ Thomas Wayne

If anyone has advice or insight into this situation, feel free to speak up.