Welcome to our next weekly caption contest! Instead of my typical rambling, let’s get right to it. 🙂 This week’s photo features a monkey / chimpanzee at an old-school typewriter. You get to write the caption for this picture. Some ideas: What is he typing? Who put him up to this? What could possibly go wrong?
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Beppo
Jojo the Monkey was the secret songwriter of the hit “Mmm-Bop”. That would explain why some of the words were intelligible.
Beppo
“Dear Mr. Darwin, I am writing in regard to the slur on my family name, by your suggestion that we are in some way related…”
Thomas Wayne
I just came up with the title of my next novel! I’ll call it “Apes of Wrath”!
Thomas Wayne
The writers of Saturday Night Live swore off shaving until they could come up with a new skit that was actually funny.
MangoMan
and now for the final chapter o fmy masterpiece! Where the poop really starts to fly!
Buck Elvis
In his special place in hell, darwin was turned into a primate and forced to type, “Humans did not evolve from a lower life form, ” on an old typewriter (without opposable thumbs) one trillion times.
SmellyCat
Mojo JoJo as he was when he was a wee-teeny lad of a chimp.
Beppo
We’re gonna need more monkeys and typewriters if we’re ever gonna finish Mr. Shakespeare’s publication on time!
Beppo
“Thank you for writing Technical Support…”
Crappo the Clown
When writing his novels Jojo would often go days without eating a meal or flinging his own poop.
Mr. Destructo
Jojo the Monkey is a minion for the Important Evil Genius. Here we see him transcribing his master’s plans for world domination. (The Important Evil Genius never figured out that new-fangled typewriter technology.)
Thomas Wayne
The real author of Darwin’s “Origin of the Species”.
Thomas Wayne
Our highly trained staff is here to answer your questions.
Thomas Wayne
Told you this job was so easy that a monkey could do it!