the Better Marriage Blanket

Mango-Man sent us a link about a product called the “Better Marriage Blanket”.  It supposedly eliminates the problem of passing gas when you’re sharing a bed with your spouse.  You should watch the video!

Now that you know what it’s all about, click play again and listen to the first few seconds.  That was not silent but deadly!  I don’t see how the blanket is gonna do anything about that!

There’s actually an official website for this Better Marriage Blanket (but you might not want to go there, because there’s pop-ups when you try to close it).   There you learn that it “contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons”.  Hmm…  And supposedly “the blanket will not smell bad after use”.

I don’t figure I’ll be getting one of these, because I don’t have a problem with flatulence.  But if any of you reading this have tried it, let us know how it works for you.  Was unbridled flatulence destroying your marriage, and this carbon-filter blanket saved the day?   Inquiring minds want to know!

3 thoughts on “the Better Marriage Blanket

  1. Crappo the Clown

    Why does the video show the man ripping one? That’s a gender stereotype, and it’s unfair. Everybody gets gas. And who doesn’t like to rip a loud fart every now and then? Men have been typecast into this role for years. YEARS, I tell ya! I think it’s time for some affirmative action, to balance things out. From now on, there should be more women farting in web videos, TV shows, and movies. That’s my humble opinion.

  2. Thomas Wayne

    Ooh, I got it — we should combine this technology with the Snuggie! Then you could rip farts all the time and no one would ever know… 🙂

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