Since today is Valentine’s Day, this week’s caption contest will feature a picture of the romantic couple variety. But there is still plenty of room for humor in the photo (besides all the potential humor, satire, and irony of a relationship). There is no context provided with this picture, although a few things just to mind. So you get to figure out what’s going on here. Here’s a few ideas to get you started: Why is he wearing a pink hat? Why are they together? What are they thinking? What are their friends thinking? What are you thinking? You can create whatever backstory you want to set up your point or joke. The only rules are — make it funny and keep it clean.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Important Researcher
Would you be willing to act like a wuss and wear a pink hat in public to date this girl? Vote with the thumbs up or thumbs down buttons below this comment. It’s completely anonymous.
Thomas Wayne
Girl: “Just because he’s doing everything I say, he better still not forget to get me a dozen roses and a box of chocolates, or he’ll be dumped faster than he can make an excuse!”
MangoMan
dude thinking: please God let her get distracted with shopping so I can delete this picture of my cellphone!!! There is no way this picture can peacefully co-exist with the knowledge that this EVER happened.
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “First she said no farting or belching in her presence, then she said I couldn’t hang out with my friends anymore, and now there’s this pink hat. I’m starting to wonder if any girl is worth all this!”
Thomas Wayne
Guy with camera: “Teaming up with his girlfriend to get this wussy picture was a great idea. When I get it on Facebook, it’ll be priceless… That’ll teach him to make fun of me!”
Fab
Girl on the left: (Pointing)That’s the ugliest chick that I’ve ever seen!
BeBop
Girl: My man-slave is the best boyfriend ever! Right, Man-slave?
Guy: Yes, O great one!!
Girl: Double-standards are the greatest things about women. Right, man-slave?
Guy: Yes, O great one!!
Girl: It’s all your fault I get emotional and think everything revolves around me. I do it all for you. see how i suffer? Right, man-slave?
Guy: Yes, O great one!!
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “Wearing this pink hat will make my friends call me a wuss, and I actually feel like a wuss for it, but if it makes her happy…”
Thomas Wayne
Girl: “Pow! He’s whipped already…”
MangoMan
girl : ha! if he’s willing to do THIS to try and impress me, then I have no choice but to relegate him to the ‘friend zone’ for all eternity!
guy: so… you um, want to go and do something later?
girl: aw… it was really sweet for you to go shopping with me and buy me stuff so I feel better about myself. but no, I’m busy later… after I wash my hair, I have a date. You know, someday you’ll make some girl really happy (just not me… FRIEND!)
Thomas Wayne
Guy: “I sure hope my friends don’t see this picture! I will never hear the end of it!”
Thomas Wayne
As the great philosopher Butt-head once said, “Sometimes you have to act like a wuss and stuff to get chicks.”
Important Philosopher
He may think wussing out like that will win brownie points with her, but it may not be true. If she wants a whipped man, then it may work. But if she wants a strong man, his compromise of his manliness is costing him points. Either way, a man should be true to himself. If he’s a wuss, well, he should do something about that…
Thomas Wayne
She whines him around her little finger.