Last week’s caption contest featured people standing around, so this time let’s have a group of people with something going on. Although I’m not exactly sure what’s going on — whether it’s dancing or an accident or a prank or what — you get to decide. So figure out something funny to say about this picture or to explain it. Remember that you can create your own backstory, even using flashbacks, to setup your humor. Let your creativity flow.
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Beppo
He’s a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine!
(Sing with me! Sing with me!)
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man sure liked to talk like he was an expert at dancing, but these moves speak for themselves…
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man knew that if this dance move didn’t wow the crowd, he was gonna have to dance while on fire…
Holiday Inn Express
Even though lawn darts never caught on as a game, the version where you threw people instead of darts was even less popular.
MangoMan
The power of Thomas Waynes’s flatulence amazed even the spectators as the gas slowly lifted his buttocks from the ground. it was a feat that, although it could draw a crowd, also made it hard to breath, forcing many bystanders to cover their mouth and nose with their hands.
Holiday Inn Express
The mime riding a bicycle trick quickly collapses if the mime ever realizes that the bike isn’t real.
Mr. Destructo
/*Flashback*/ Many decades ago the Important Evil Genius tried to gain fame and fortune with dancing. When that failed epicly and everyone laughed at him, he vowed to conquer the tri-state area. If he couldn’t win their respect honestly, he was going to force them to recognize him.
(Although he has failed at that, too, and people still laugh at him…)
Beppo
It is inconceivable that he did that on purpose…
Beppo
Perhaps he was trying to walk and chew gum at the same time. I hear some people have a problem with that…
Holiday Inn Express
Before he used the Force to choke people, Darth Vader used it to administer wedgies.
Disgruntled Old Redneck
Is that what the kids call dancing these days??? I must be getting old…
Thomas Wayne
If he can pull off the face-spin move, it will be one of the greatest dance moves ever! Wait, no, he failed… epicly…
Thomas Wayne
Very few people have the guts/stupidity to attempt such dance moves…
Thomas Wayne
Is he asleep?
Holiday Inn Express
This is why most narcoleptics avoid breakdancing.
Also avoided: tightrope walking, skydiving, and racecar driving.
Beppo
“Wait ’til they get a load of me!”