You will get a caption contest this week after all! (There’s some big doin’s goin’ on around here this week, if you haven’t heard.) This week’s photo features a cat attacking an unsuspecting guy walking by. You know what to do — write something funny about it. 🙂
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
12 thoughts on “caption contest, cat attacking man”
cat: this is the worst toupee i’ve ever seen! Must! Destroy!
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced his regular shampoo with catnip-scented shampoo. Let’s see if he notices.
His day is about to become more surreal…
(And on a side-note, he may not appreciate the temporary injury he’s about to sustain, but later it will become a funny story he will enjoy sharing. Bad events don’t have to stay bad…)
Holiday Inn Express
This won’t end well. I’d say it’ll be a catastrophe.
Crappo the Clown
Why would this ever happen? Makes about as much sense as sticking poop in a microwave…
If a cat cannot tell the difference between your hair and a wild animal, you may need to change your hairstyle… I’m just sayin’…
The cat slunked up to the edge of the awning to own this guy…
9 out of 10 cats said they preferred this bloke’s hair conditioner
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Maybe that’s what attracted the cat… 🙂
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Hey, when you wear your hair in a rat’s nest – you’re gonna attract a cat or two!