This week’s caption contest really needs your help in explaining it. Obviously a jet crashed in some woman’s backyard. Or is that really what happened? How did this happen? Why? What should happen next? You decide.
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Beppo
Edna: “What did I tell you about shooting at planes? Now one has crashed into my ketunias!”
Thomas Wayne
This was from when Mango-Man went to the Rosco P. Coltrane school of flying…
Thomas Wayne
Do you know what’s wrong with this picture? It’s really plane to see… 🙂
Beppo
Midget: “Da plane! Da plane!”
Ricardo: “Welcome to Fantasy Island, where all your dreams come true! [looks at crash] Somebody has some messed-up dreams!”
Beppo
So did the nose of the plane just fall off? How did that happen?
Thomas Wayne
I think it was because of ninjas. I realize no one has ever seen ninjas flying and attacking airplanes, but, you never do see ninjas, so it could happen…
Thomas Wayne
I thought I was ready to fly a plane after testing my skills in a flight simulator game. Ironically, this was the same result in the game…
Thomas Wayne
Edna: “If only Thomas Wayne was here, he would know what to do…”
MangoMan
These economic times are hard for the airlines, especially with the rising costs of fuel. so airlines are forced to search for new innovative ways to get people from one place to another. In this photograph we see a prototype for a new land-based plane, that will take people from the land and transport them (by them walking from one end to the other) into the water. Edna, seen here, has already been twice and is saving up her money for a 3rd run. to quote her “the complimentary peanuts and flotation devices are a huge plus”.
Thomas Wayne
Uhh, a “land-based plane”? Isn’t that an oxymoron? Is this one of your “infamous” inventions?
Crappo the Clown
@MangoMan: I crap on your “land-based plane”!
Gardner's World
Woman says: “This is absolutely the last time I fly with Ryan Air.”
Mr. Destructo
Some people flirt with danger — I take it on a date and make it pay.
Mr. Destructo
So you have a crashed plane next to a propane tank… BUT NO EXPLOSION! I want a refund…
Crappo the Clown
Can you figure out which of these people just crapped their pants?
Thomas Wayne
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
Jdc
Polish terrorist