I realize Chuck Norris jokes have been around for years, so this one I’m going to share might not be new, but it’s just so random, so it fits in here.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
I mean, that just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, yet it’s funny. It’s amusing to say Chuck Norris is all-powerful and can do all things, but now can he traverse the spacetime continuum? Or does he have infinite lives?