So much busyness these days, hence the lack of posts lately. But when times are busy and more stressful, humor is needed all the more. So I’ll make time for this week’s caption contest.
This episode features two men attempting some kind of karate training or exercise. Maybe one is the master and the other is the grasshopper. It’s all up to you to iron that out. So think of something funny to go with this picture. It could be from one of the guys, or an outside observation, or you could create a story to go with it.
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Beppo
This student clearly isn’t getting it… maybe he needs to be motivated by food… seems like I saw that in a recent kung-fu movie…
Beppo
Teacher: “You still have much to learn, grasshopper.”
Thomas Wayne
I would say that’s Mango-Man acting a fool on the right, but I’m not sure he can get off the ground… 😮
Thomas Wayne
The master not only has a black belt, but black pants… so he must be really awesome!
Crappo the Clown
One thing about those white karate pants — you gotta be careful to not get skid marks, or it will be to your shame.
Holiday Inn Express
That’s where the brown belts come from.
Crappo the Clown
So if I eat lots of beans, I can get a brown belt in karate? I never knew it was so simple! I got that!
Do I want to know where the other color belts come from?
Holiday Inn Express
With enough beans, you can get a brown belt in (or on) anything.
MangoMan
The guy on the left that went to school with Yoda before he dropped out of Jedi School and became a professional shadow boxer. While he never did manage to lift a boat using only the force, spinning punk kids around in the air for laughing at his act was a piece of cake.
Thomas Wayne
Teacher: “No, you are supposed to flip ME!”
Thomas Wayne
Falling on your head is an unusual defense… probably for a good reason.
Thomas Wayne
This is obviously NOT the Great White Ninja.
Thomas Wayne
Usually Mango-Man gets complicated stuff like this backwards, but here, he’s actually getting things upside-down. How, I have no idea. Obviously his incompetence exceeds rational explanation.
Holiday Inn Express
You guys are getting thrown off (HA!) by the clothing. This isn’t a karate event, it’s a breakdancing contest. The guy upside down is winning.
Thomas Wayne
The student on the right never saw the attack coming.
Ape No. 1
As Steve, the newest member of the dojo, came bouncing back off the wall with an awkward dull thud, the other students sniggered but kept their gazes directed at the ground. Steve had fallen for the oldest one in the book of trying to walk through the fake painted archway on the wall trick. He stood up in embarrassment and anger and made his way towards the fake door immediately to the archway’s right.
Job-san
Aikido, ukemi from a throwing technique
Poynts
UHMM, BEFORE YOU HIT THE FLOOR, YOU DID SIGN THE WAIVER RIGHT!!?!