This week our caption contest features a fight during some type of sporting event. It looks like either soccer or rugby, although you can of course make it be about whatever you want. Your role in this exercise is to write something funny to explain this picture (although you also get to enjoy what other people write, of course). You can approach it from any angle. The only rule is to keep it clean.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Joe was ensuring that his streak of consecutive games being suspended from was not going to end today…
Holiday Inn Express
I guess he will take you both on at the same time.
Thomas Wayne
“So many folks needing a can of whoop-butt…”
Thomas Wayne
Is that Mango-Man being dragged on the ground???
MangoMan
no, I think that’s cornholio!!! (check out the shirt) that means the other dude must be butthead. i’m betting the guy in the middle is principle mcvickers, and he finally caught the boys crapping on the field.
Holiday Inn Express
Not seen in the picture: A teammate of the guy in the middle has snuck up on the guy at the left and is delivering a wedgie.
Mr. Destructo
“I’m about to open a case of whoop-butt on the whole team of ya, if you don’t shut it up!”
Mr. Destructo
“Dude, it’s too late for talking! Prepare to have your butt kicked!”
Crappo the Clown
“Which of you guys kept farting behind my back?!? I told you to stop that crap!!!”
Crappo the Clown
Can you figure out which of these people just crapped their pants?
Holiday Inn Express
Surrender, we have you surrounded.
Beppo
So is this how you play rugby?
Thomas Wayne
Bully: “If you call my mother a hamster one more time, we’re gonna scrap!”
Thomas Wayne
Guy on ground: “How in the world am I getting whooped by an older guy? And how is he about to whoop Joe while dragging me around? This is inconceivable!”
Mr. Destructo
“Listen, buddy, I’ll kick your butt, too, after I finish with your teammate here!”
underwhelmer
My God… How do you keep your jerseys so clean? Come here. Let me see that. Magnificent… Yours is just as spotless as his; not a single grass stain. And the colors… how they complement your eyes. Hold me and never let go.
giants929
I told you I wear the small shorts on this field.