It’s the hot part of summer, when ice cream is so refreshing — even more than normal. (I can eat ice cream any time of year, but it really hits the spot during these hotter-than-crazy-mad-hot days.) And so this week’s caption contest features a man with an ice cream cone — well, what’s left of it after a bird has stolen most of it. And some woman is laughing about it.
It’s up to you to write something funny to go along with this picture. Remember it can be from anyone’s perspective, or just general commentary. Or you can make up a backstory, or write what will happen next. It really doesn’t matter, as long as it’s funny.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
[a few seconds earlier]
Woman: “That bird has been eyeing your ice cream cone for a while now.”
Man: “It knows better. I have cat-like reflexes. For that bird to be able to steal my ice cream would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.”
Woman: [laughs]
Beppo
Man: “If I had a nickel for every time this has happened, I could buy more ice cream.”
Thomas Wayne
I’ve heard that pigs can fly, but now I’ve seen everything!
Thomas Wayne
Man: “No bird is gonna make a fool of me!”
Woman: “It just did.”
Man: “DOH!”
Mr. Destructo
Man: “That bird is gonna rue the day it messed with me!”
Mr. Destructo
Man: “Honey, go fetch me the flamethrower! Quit laughing and just do it! I’ve had it with this bird’s crap!”
Disgruntled Old Redneck
Man: “Well, if that just don’t beat all…”
Disgruntled Old Redneck
Man: “I’m so angry I could crap my pants!!!”
BeBop
Man: What gives? I worked hard for that ice cream!
Democrat-Bird: You have “plenty of money” old man. go buy yourself another cone.
Thomas Wayne
Man: “I cry FOUL!”
Joseph Fenster
Coning…..so popular even birds are doing it.
Important Philosopher
We may laugh at the man, but when you lose your ice cream to a bird, that ain’t right. It may be a while before it’s funny to him…
Crappo the Clown
Man: “I fart in your general direction!”