caption contest, bird stealing ice cream

It’s the hot part of summer, when ice cream is so refreshing — even more than normal.  (I can eat ice cream any time of year, but it really hits the spot during these hotter-than-crazy-mad-hot days.)  And so this week’s caption contest features a man with an ice cream cone — well, what’s left of it after a bird has stolen most of it.  And some woman is laughing about it.

It’s up to you to write something funny to go along with this picture.  Remember it can be from anyone’s perspective, or just general commentary.  Or you can make up a backstory, or write what will happen next.  It really doesn’t matter, as long as it’s funny.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

13 thoughts on “caption contest, bird stealing ice cream

  1. Beppo

    [a few seconds earlier]
    Woman: “That bird has been eyeing your ice cream cone for a while now.”
    Man: “It knows better. I have cat-like reflexes. For that bird to be able to steal my ice cream would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.”
    Woman: [laughs]

  2. Mr. Destructo

    Man: “Honey, go fetch me the flamethrower! Quit laughing and just do it! I’ve had it with this bird’s crap!”

  3. BeBop

    Man: What gives? I worked hard for that ice cream!

    Democrat-Bird: You have “plenty of money” old man. go buy yourself another cone.

  4. Important Philosopher

    We may laugh at the man, but when you lose your ice cream to a bird, that ain’t right. It may be a while before it’s funny to him…

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