This week’s caption contest features both desserts and Star Wars humor, so it’s bound to be good! The photo is of an Imperial Stormtrooper carrying a tray of food, which looks to be some sort of cookies or donuts. I’m not sure what the food is nor what is going on, but that’s okay, because you get to write the context. If you think of something funny explaining what could be going on here, let us know in a comment. Or even if it doesn’t explain the story but is funny, that’s fine. Just keep it clean and make it funny.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
The force is strong with this batch.
Beppo
After the fall of the Empire many clones had to find new jobs.
Mr. Destructo
“Come to the dark side, we have donuts.”
Mr. Destructo
Now that Ewoks were found to be edible, the Empire would never go hungry again.
Cole
Straight from Mama-the-hutt!
Thomas Wayne
“Would you like to help fund the building of the next Death Star?”
Thomas Wayne
The Empire made a brief and unsuccessful foray into killing its enemies with kindness.
Mr. Destructo
These are not just any cookies — they’re EVIL cookies! MUWAHAHAHA!
Thomas Wayne
*NOM NOM NOM NOM*
Evil has a peculiar flavor…
Mr. Destructo
“Would you like to try a cookie of death?”
Beppo
These aren’t the brownies we’re looking for…
Holiday Inn Express
In between crushing rebellions, troops had to serve a tour as Stormwaiters.
Thomas Wayne
“Oh you wanted me to bring you the Wookies… I thought you said bring you some… arg!… no Lord Vader… Noooooo!”
Beppo
Obi-Wan had really pushed his Jedi mind tricks to a whole new level.
Thomas Wayne
Your lack of sprinkles disturbs me.
Buffet o' Blog
This shows something that’s missing in most sci-fi movies — cookies. You have evil leaders like Palpatine and Darth Vader who are trying to conquer the universe, but that takes years and years. In the meantime, wouldn’t they have minions bringing them cookies? Why wouldn’t you? Everyone enjoys cookies, right? Maybe they would appear less evil if they sat down for a snack of freshly-baked cookies and a big glass of milk. But even evil people like cookies.