Sometimes romantic relationships fail. It’s part of life. (Actually, if it’s not the right person for you, it’s good that it fails, even if it doesn’t feel like it for a while.)
When we’re getting over a failed relationship, we may see reminders of them that make us sad. Now there’s a service to help you with that. Just call “Death Bear“, and he will come remove the articles of affection that keep reminding you that your ex is gone. He’s 7 feet tall and solid black. He will show up at your house or apartment for your convenience, and it’s completely free. (At this time he only covers the Brooklyn area, though.)
Death Bear looks somewhat like Darth Vader… or perhaps his teddy bear. (Follow the link for pictures.)
I think it’s an awesome idea… It’s funny, it’s random, and it can actually help people.