Well, I’m back from vacation now, all refreshed and ready to go, so let’s make this week’s caption contest an extra special one! How about a picture that has ninjas in it? And these ninjas are actually visible (which must mean they aren’t top-rate ninjas). In this photo, three ninjas are attacking a car. Or the car is attacking the ninjas. Well, I really don’t know what is going on, but that’s the fun in this. Who needs context?!? Figure out what could possibly be happening, and explain it for the rest of us.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
In China, car repossessions are taken seriously.
Beppo
The insurance company never believed his “three ninjas suddenly fell out of the sky” claim.
LOTGK
Ford Motor Company, in an effort to cut costs on R&D, employ Ninjas in place of the very expensive crash test dummies.
Holiday Inn Express
This car protected by the MC Hammer brand Ninja Repelling Shield.
Can’t touch this.
foliateoak
Those three fail the final phase of Ninja School. The other four ninjas in this picture pass.
Thomas Wayne
Is this a screenshot of a new Grand Theft Auto game? I think it was called “GTA: Rice City”.
Thomas Wayne
These rent-a-ninjas obviously hadn’t learned the art of stealth.
Mr. Destructo
In Soviet Russia, pedestrian hits YOU.
Mr. Destructo
Sales of foreign cars were down in Tokyo due to consumer loyalty, the high quality of Japanese automobiles, and Toyota’s roving bands of ninja death squads.
Beppo
“Going on this ninja safari was the worst idea you ever had. Why I can’t even see any — WHOA!”
Beppo
The end to this game of tag was particularly epic.
Thomas Wayne
“WAIT! YOU FORGOT FORTUNE COOKIE!!!”
Mr. Destructo
Bob the Driver knew you are supposed to slow down when people are in a crosswalk, but since these guys looked like ninjas, he floored it and figured they could get out of the way in time.
☠Ǥȉȵ~ ARRRR
Ninjas react as driver yells “Pirates Rule!”