I plan to post a new caption contest every Monday, as long as the creek doesn’t rise. (Fortunately for you, I don’t own a creek.) That said, it’s Monday, and here’s your new caption contest!
This week’s photo is of Superman hanging laundry. Well, it’s obviously not the real Superman, given how baggy his costume is, unless he’s really let himself go. Anyway, explain what might be going on here. Or make a joke about it. Or just say something funny that’s somehow related to the picture.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
17 thoughts on “caption contest, Superman wannabe hanging laundry”
“I bet Batman never had to do this!”
Superman always figured things would be different after he got married, but he didn’t expect this…
A woman’s version of a real super man
Superman thinking to himself: Lois sucks!
Superhero by day, host of the O’Reilly Factor by night.
Bag O' Donuts
“I always thought I would grow up to fight crime and avenge the destruction of my homeworld. But I much prefer Xbox and lounging around the house.”
“Yeah well, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
Superman, the Grime Fighter.
Hair Follically deficient: yes
Holiday Inn Express
Finally, proof that Superman’s powers come from his cape. Without it he’s just some some fool in his pajamas.
And I pity that fool.
Bag O' Donuts
The heat vision and super strength come from Earth’s yellow sun, the softness and powder fresh scent come from Snuggle.
Superman, the washed up years.
Superman finally met defeat… at the hands of his wife.
Superman was never the same after being given a permanent wedgie.
Crappo the Clown
It’s hard to wash out those Craptonite stains.
Superman: “Retirement isn’t so great, but at least I’m not Aquaman…”