I plan to post a new caption contest every Monday, as long as the creek doesn’t rise. (Fortunately for you, I don’t own a creek.) That said, it’s Monday, and here’s your new caption contest!
This week’s photo is of Superman hanging laundry. Well, it’s obviously not the real Superman, given how baggy his costume is, unless he’s really let himself go. Anyway, explain what might be going on here. Or make a joke about it. Or just say something funny that’s somehow related to the picture.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
“I bet Batman never had to do this!”
Thomas Wayne
Superman always figured things would be different after he got married, but he didn’t expect this…
justsomebloke
A woman’s version of a real super man
Fab
Superman thinking to himself: Lois sucks!
Fab
Superhero by day, host of the O’Reilly Factor by night.
Bag O' Donuts
“I always thought I would grow up to fight crime and avenge the destruction of my homeworld. But I much prefer Xbox and lounging around the house.”
Lisa
“Yeah well, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
Thomas Wayne
Superman, the Grime Fighter.
Thomas Wayne
Bullet-proof: yes
Fire-proof: yes
Stain-proof: no
mangoman
Bullet-proof: yes
Fire-proof: yes
Hair Follically deficient: yes
Holiday Inn Express
Finally, proof that Superman’s powers come from his cape. Without it he’s just some some fool in his pajamas.
And I pity that fool.
Bag O' Donuts
The heat vision and super strength come from Earth’s yellow sun, the softness and powder fresh scent come from Snuggle.
Thomas Wayne
Superman, the washed up years.
Thomas Wayne
Superman finally met defeat… at the hands of his wife.
Fab
Superman was never the same after being given a permanent wedgie.
Crappo the Clown
It’s hard to wash out those Craptonite stains.
Mr. Destructo
Superman: “Retirement isn’t so great, but at least I’m not Aquaman…”