Here’s your next regularly scheduled caption contest. (Even though they are once a week, you can always leave additional answers on older ones. Since we aren’t actually handing out physical prizes at this point, the contest never ends.) 🙂
This week’s photo features a bull in the stands at some type of sporting event. Obviously something has went terribly wrong for this to happen. (And where is the matador?) It’s your duty to explain what might be going on here. Have fun with it!
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15 thoughts on “caption contest, bull in stands”
Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. Coming through. Whoops. Excuse me.
Oh Snack! I knew I should have left those Scooby Snacks at me casa…
These people aren’t scared nearly enough…
Bull: Since my hind-end won’t fit in the seat, does it mean I’m too fat?
Head Usher: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. Stadium rules forbid bull horns in the stands.
guy in blue to bull: “hey that’s my seat!!!”
bull: where IS that durn china shop???
Twelve casualties later Chicago realized why most mascots are humans in costumes.
Budro’s last thought before the bull trampled him to death was he hoped caption writers everywhere found this funnier than he did.
Holiday Inn Express
After the latest mix up, fans announced they are tired of all the bullcrap at this stadium.
Bull: I’m looking for a china shop… I must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Obi Wan Kenobi: That’s no bull, IT’S A SPACE STATION!
Guy in black leather jacket: “Maybe if I pet the bull, he will calm down.”
I don’t want to stop staring, that picture is amazing. I like that the people seem somewhat calm. I guess a bull is not as scary without a running start.
you want some of me.im not hambuger meat.you need to eat more chicken.