Here’s your next regularly scheduled caption contest. (Even though they are once a week, you can always leave additional answers on older ones. Since we aren’t actually handing out physical prizes at this point, the contest never ends.) 🙂
This week’s photo features a bull in the stands at some type of sporting event. Obviously something has went terribly wrong for this to happen. (And where is the matador?) It’s your duty to explain what might be going on here. Have fun with it!
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. Coming through. Whoops. Excuse me.
Dabo
Oh Snack! I knew I should have left those Scooby Snacks at me casa…
Beppo
These people aren’t scared nearly enough…
Fab
Bull: Since my hind-end won’t fit in the seat, does it mean I’m too fat?
Fab
Head Usher: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. Stadium rules forbid bull horns in the stands.
mangoman
guy in blue to bull: “hey that’s my seat!!!”
mangoman
bull: where IS that durn china shop???
Thomas Wayne
Twelve casualties later Chicago realized why most mascots are humans in costumes.
Thomas Wayne
Budro’s last thought before the bull trampled him to death was he hoped caption writers everywhere found this funnier than he did.
Holiday Inn Express
After the latest mix up, fans announced they are tired of all the bullcrap at this stadium.
Thomas Wayne
Bull: I’m looking for a china shop… I must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Fab
Obi Wan Kenobi: That’s no bull, IT’S A SPACE STATION!
Thomas Wayne
Guy in black leather jacket: “Maybe if I pet the bull, he will calm down.”
LL&L
I don’t want to stop staring, that picture is amazing. I like that the people seem somewhat calm. I guess a bull is not as scary without a running start.
larry
you want some of me.im not hambuger meat.you need to eat more chicken.