Many inventors are looking to cash-in on the green movement, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I’m all for lower car emissions and reducing our “carbon footprint”. But it’s not surprising that some people don’t know where to draw the line between good idea in theory and bad idea in practice. Hence the Toilet Bike Neo.
The Toilet Bike Neo runs on biogas, which is a more scientific way of saying poop. I’m not against the concept — using excrement for energy is a good idea. But including the toilet on the motorcycle seems a little odd to me. Well, let’s be honest, more than odd — more like “that ain’t right”. I know a few people who might would even use it (where are you, Buck Elvis?), but most people would rather have privacy when taking a dump. Plus there’s the post-pooping customs to deal with, which I shouldn’t have to explain.
It appears to have a giant roll of toilet paper on the back, but that doesn’t seem plausible. Surely there’s some bidet-type system installed. The bike even has a little toilet hood ornament, in case the driver wasn’t embarrassed enough by sitting on a giant toilet.
A commenter at CNet calculated the motorcycle would need about 218 pounds of poop daily to create 2 gallons worth of gasoline. And supposedly it takes about 18 days for the poop to be converted into biogas, so you’d need to carry around about 2 tons of poop to keep the process flowing for daily usage. That would increase the weight of the bike so much that you’d need much more poop because your gas mileage would be so bad. However you figure it, that’s a big load of crap!