Do you remember when NASA fired a space probe at a comet and hit it? This was a $333 million mission called “Deep Impact”. It was very impressive that they were able to hit the comet because it was moving at 23,000 mph. NASA plans to study the debris generated to hopefully learn how the solar system was formed.
This was a few years ago, so it’s not exactly news, but I just found out something else about it. A woman named Marina Bai sued the U.S. Space Agency over the mission, claiming it “ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe” and thus would “deform her horoscope”. She sued for $300 million, for her “moral sufferings”. (I wonder how bad $300,000,000 worth of “moral sufferings” would feel; I can’t say I’ve ever felt that bad.)
By now, you’ve probably already realized this is a stupid lawsuit. But it gets even better — the comet in reference, 9P / Tempel, doesn’t actually appear on the horoscope!
So obviously this woman was just making all this up to get rich, but these frivolous lawsuits clog up the justice system (which is already inconceivably slow) and waste taxpayers’ money as well as time and money from the people being sued for no reason. So can someone sue that woman for being stupid? Although, on second thought, the ability to sue people for being stupid would overwhelm the court system even more, so perhaps some limits would need to be put in place…
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The best part is that the lawsuit was filed in a Russian court. So we’ve got to send lawyers to the other side of the world to argue that this is dumb.
We need a new verdict in court cases. Guilty or innocent are fine most of the time, but for special cases like this a third option, “You’re an idiot and should be ashamed of yourself”, is needed.
Then make them wear a gigantic dunce cap everywhere they go for 90 days.