I need more readers

I’ve heard it said that if you can get enough people to follow your dream, you can accomplish anything.  Well, one of my dreams is that this blog has thousands of readers and generates enough ad revenue that I can make a living at writing stupid stuff.  🙂  Y’know, I reckon the saying is true.  I just need more followers.

So now I know what to do to accomplish my dream.  Well, I know that I need more readers.  And as another saying goes, “Knowing is half the battle.”  (I learned that nugget of truth from cartoons!  G.I. Joe, specifically.)  But in this case, I don’t know if knowing is half the battle.  Getting thousands of people to read here everyday seems like more than half the work of my ramblings in this post.  Maybe G.I. Joe lied to me.  I’ve done half the work for this dream, so if I finish the other half in the next few minutes and it doesn’t come true, then I was misled.  I’m gonna sue…  Hey, maybe then I’ll have all the money I need to blog for a living!  🙂

5 thoughts on “I need more readers

  1. Thomas Wayne

    How does the unadulterated violence help get more readers? Do you mean forcing people to visit this blog? (If so, I wanna help!)

  2. Funky Chicken

    You need to go into social networking overdrive. Inundate the web with your blog by joining every social networking site out there and then you will get more readers AND you may even enjoy world domination at the same time! Giving away money and really cool prizes helps too . . .

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