caption contest, Barack Obama, President-Elect

Election day for 2008 has come and gone, and now Barack Hussein Obama is our President-Elect.  This is truly a historic time for our country, in numerous ways.  (Hopefully it will be the good kind of history.  Time will tell.)

Anyway, in order to commemorate this event and to give you an outlet for your thoughts on it (whether positive, negative, excited, scared, terrified, curious, crap-your-pants-horrified, elated, I-can’t-believe-this-just-happened, dumbstruck, I’m-moving-out-of-the-country, whatever), here’s a picture needing a caption.

So given the current state of affairs in the United States and that Barack Obama will be our next President, explain what Obama might be thinking in this picture.


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18 thoughts on “caption contest, Barack Obama, President-Elect

  1. Barry Wayne O'bomber

    (Before deciding to run for President, Barry ponders his life’s goals) I’m a young, inexperienced, ultra-liberal, borderline socialist, friend of domestic terrorists and other America haters. Hey, I’d make a good President! Everyone everywhere would love me and bow before me in awe! Surely my good speaking ability, complete with soaring rhetoric and my blackness will overcome any objections to all that other stuff.

    (Side Comment) That may sound ridiculous, but that is essentially what happened. America has fallen prey to a Marxist!

  2. Bag O' Donuts

    You’ve seen it here folks! He has concentrated hard enough to turn that glass of wine in front of him into water. That earns him 300 more “honorary” electoral votes (Iran, Iraq, Syria, etc.). AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

  3. Thomas Wayne

    He’s turning wine into water? That’s the opposite of what Jesus did. Or, put another way, that’s “anti” the way Christ did things… Does that mean…? Nah…

  4. Bag O' Donuts

    Obama: “Why do people associate me with the Anti-Christ. I just rose to the most powerful position in the world practically overnight and millions of people all over the globe hang on to my every word without question…ohhhhhhhhhh.”

  5. Thomas Wayne

    I’ve always wanted to rule the most powerful nation in the world. Now I’ll be at the steering wheel. You better hold on tight, because I’m about to get jiggy with it!

  6. Thomas Wayne

    “Changing the political, economic, and moral direction of America has been much easier than I thought! (Gotta send big props to Nancy Pelosi and her minions — I couldn’t have done all this without them.) I still have time to travel the world and even appear on late-night talk shows! After accomplishing all this in just a couple of months, who knows how far I can take this country over the next 3 3/4 years?”

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