Now we’re going to continue our look at the special days and holidays in September.
- 15 Felt Hat Day — On this day, men traditionally put away their felt hats. That’s what this holiday actually means. But I suspect this is an old tradition, because I don’t even know anyone who wears a felt hat.
- 15 Make a Hat Day — Ironically, this is the same day as Felt Hat Day. Perhaps this is when you make a new hat to replace the felt one you just put away. Again, this seem antiquated. Who makes their own hats? Who even wears hats? If I’m wanting to wear a hat, it’s to play baseball, and I’ll just wear my Boston Red Sox cap.
- 16 Collect Rocks Day — Uhh… is this day for people who don’t have a life? I mean, collecting can be fun, like with baseball cards or maybe even with coins or stamps, but rocks?!? At least it would be a cheap hobby, since you can get a lot of rocks for free. And I reckon you could build a rock garden with them, though I don’t know why you’d want to.
- 16 National Play Doh Day — Play Doh… that sounds familiar… is that the guy who was a student of Socrates? 🙂 No, not hardly. I know what Play-Doh is — this soft clay-like substance, where you shape it into various objects, then you throw it at your little brother.
- 16 Working Parents Day — Working parents should get this day off work, while their kids are at school.
- 17 Citizenship Day — I’m a citizen, so I reckon I should celebrate today. 🙂
- 17 Constitution Day — I’m thinking the U.S. Constitution should be re-read by everyone, particularly by politicians and Congress. We need to know what rights we have, and our government needs to protect and preserve those rights. But as it currently is, those rights are being eroded away, and few people seem to even realize it.
- 18 National Cheeseburger Day — This is a great use of a holiday! Obviously, this holiday means you should eat lots of cheeseburgers. That’s not a problem for me!
- 18 Mushroom Picking Day — What?!? No thanks.
- 19 International Talk Like A Pirate Day — ARR! This day becomes more famous (infamous?) every year. It always made working in a corporate environment a little more fun, because several people would participate. If only the leaders would let that kind of talk continue during meetings…
- 19 National Butterscotch Pudding Day — I figure butterscotch pudding is good, but this seems somewhat obscure. I like the butterscotch flavor, and I like pudding, but I’ve never had them together. Perhaps I should research it…
- 20 National Punch Day — Is this a day to drink fruit punch or a day to punch people? Well, the title is ambiguous, so I reckon you can interpret it however you’d like. I might just celebrate both! 🙂 While we’re on the topic of fruit punch, I have a quick rant. Most Mexican restaurants now serve Hi-C instead of a real made-from-fruit punch. What’s up with that? If it’s Hi-C, say so in the menu, but don’t call it fruit punch. That’s misleading.
- 21 International Peace Day — Peace, my brotha’! We should all get along, all the time, really, but at least on this day. So set down your weapons, put aside your grudges, and let’s drink some tea together while watching cartoons.
- 21 Miniature Golf Day — Ah, putt-putt. That’s one of those activities that people tend to forget about, yet almost everyone who goes has a good time. It’s not just for kids…
- 21 National Women’s Friendship Day (third Sunday in September) — Why do women get a day to celebrate friendship? Do they need it? Is there a lack of friendship between women?
- 21 World Gratitude Day — Be thankful for this blog, which is provided to you free of charge. You get fresh, original humor on a near-daily basis, all at no cost. (We do, however, accept donations. We accept cash, checks, PayPal, gift cards, cookies, and compliments.)
- 22 Elephant Appreciation Day — Do all animals get a day of appreciation? Apparently not, because I’ve now went through the whole year of unusual holidays, and there weren’t very many listed about animals. So what makes elephants special? Is it their size? Their memory? The world may never know…
- 22 Dear Diary Day — Dear Diary, today I wrote on Buffet o’ Blog, and my ramblings were enjoyed by thousands of people (over time, perhaps). It’s great that I get to share my awesomeness with the world, for free. If only I could get paid for writing…
- 22 First Day of Autumn — I suppose that it’s necessary to define the seasons by a set standard for record-keeping and statistics, but to me, I say it’s autumn / fall when the temperature reflects it. If it still feels like summer, then it’s summer. When it’s cool enough that I want to be outside during the day, then it’s fall.
- 23 Dog in Politics Day — I don’t know… So I did some quick research, and found that it has to do with Richard Nixon’s dog Checkers. Why his dog gets his own holiday, I don’t know…
- 24 National Cherries Jubilee Day — WOO-HOO! Let’s have a jubilee about, um, cherries. I don’t get it…
- 24 National Bluebird of Happiness Day — Once again, infamous explorer extraordinaire Burford had been mere feet from capturing the elusive Bluebird of Happiness. The bird was walking toward Burford’s grasp, when a chimpanzee farted, scaring away the bird in a startled frenzy. Burford usually laughs when chimps pass gas, but this time it was no laughing matter. Burford walked over to the chimp and pooted in his face. The chimp promptly slapped Burford’s butt and laughed hysterically.
- 24 National Punctuation Day — It’s important to use punctuation otherwise your writing is difficult to read most businesses frown upon sloppy grammar skills thinking it reflects a lack of education they may also suspect the ungrammatical person didn’t try very hard in school so you should always use punctuation it’s really important
- 25 National Comic Book Day — Didn’t we already have this holiday this year? Either way, comic books should get more attention. They tend to get a bad reputation in the media and with most adults, but they are a great art form. Of course, some comics are stupid and/or not worth reading, just like with many TV shows and movies. But some comics are entertaining and will even make you think. So don’t just dismiss them without giving them a chance.
- 27 Crush a Can Day — Why in the world is there a day for this? I suppose it can be amusing to see someone crush a can on their head and inadvertently hurt themselves. But a holiday is not needed for that. Who decides which days get to be holidays?
- 27 International Rabbit Day (fourth Saturday in September) — Is this a day to celebrate rabbits? Or is it a day to have rabbit stew? And do all parts of the world even have rabbits?
- 28 Ask a Stupid Question Day — Ah, this one is interesting. Think of a stupid question, then ask someone. You can ask us here at Buffet o’ Blog, using our Contact Us form. We may not have the right answer, but we can give you an answer. 🙂 I realize some people have said there is no such thing as a stupid question, but they have never worked in tech support.
- 28 National Good Neighbor Day — Do we need a special day for this? Ideally, no, but probably. So here’s what you do — be friendly to your neighbor, ask them if you can help them with anything, or bake them some cookies. But at least be friendly.
- 29 Confucius Day — You’ve probably heard a lot of those “Confucius say” quotes. He actually said some good things, if you look at his actual quotes, but you can search for them if you’re interested. I’ll include just a few of the funny (non-quote) ones. Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say man who push piano down mineshaft get A flat miner. (A word of warning to anyone in that mineshaft — if you don’t C Sharp, you’ll B Flat!) Confucius say people who make Confucius joke speak bad English. 🙂
- 30 National Mud Pack Day — What’s a mud pack? Is that where women cover their face with mud and put slices of cucumbers over their eyes? That’s silly. Although, if you’re paying someone to cover you with mud and vegetables, that’s even more silly. (But think of what kind of profit margin those businesses have!)
Well, that concludes our look at the special days and holidays in September. I hope you found some that you could celebrate. Click here to search for the other posts on the special days of September.
4 thoughts on “the special days of September, pt 3”
Ahoy Matey, We are celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day today in my workplace… Yarrgh! but we’re taking it a step farther Matey! my team crew-master hung some pirate skull decorations from the ceiling and yard-arms. And we are currently planning a raiding party up to the 3rd floor to keelhauled the Swabbies that be on the linux team (my team supports windows). Well be making them swab the poop deck and then walk the plank!
This talk-like-a-pirate day ain’t anything special. What’s so great about pirates anyway?
There should be a “Hide Like a Ninja” day. Might as well be, since there’s this pirate day, and there’s some Walk Like An Egyptian thing, so there oughta be something for ninjas.
On Hide Like a Ninja day, you have to hide from all your co-workers and family. (Which of course means you can’t go to work!)
Hey blog-master guy, this would be a good place to put that link about the annual ninja parade.
here’s a link for those that are interested: