For high blood pressure sufferers : simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

Note : This was not at all approved by Dr. Important Doctor.

At the 2006 French Open, Rafael Nadal broke the record for consecutive days wearing Capri pants by a man.

I got a call from a telemarketer last night, and he was nice enough, I suppose.  What struck me as odd was what he said at the end : "Enjoy the weather, sir."  Obviously he's not from where I'm at, because it's in the 90s and humid.  I didn't expect that, so I wasn't sure what to say back…

'What goes around, comes around.'  Unless you believe in a Flat Earth Theory.  If you do, it's more like – 'What goes around, falls off the edge of the world, and is never heard from again.'