Greetings, citizens!
At this time, I, Beppo, would like to tell you about another website. It's kinda serious, so it doesn't really fit in with this site, but I'm a moderator, so I can do so.
[murmur is heard offstage]
I can, right?
[our official panel of celebrity judges talk amongst themselves]
Okay, so I get only 75 words… I can manage that. What? No, wait, this doesn't count, because I haven't started yet. Okay! In summary, this site is good for randomness and such, but if you ever have a hankerin' for some more "meaty" discussion on serious topics, check out my other blog, Thinking Outside the Box. It's a good time also, just of a different nature.
Whew, I made it, with even a few words to spare. No, this isn't part of the seriousness — that's all passed. F'real! Hey, you can't tell me to stop writing on my own blog! I've got rights… Hey, don't push that button! I'm gonna report this to
*end transmission*