caption contest, guy holding crazy gun

It’s time for another weekly caption contest!  This time there’s a guy holding a crazy gun / weapon.  Obviously some modifications have been made.  So what’s the purpose of this weapon?  Why would he made such adjustments?  Will the “upgrades” help?  What does his friends and family think?  What do you think about it?

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8 thoughts on “caption contest, guy holding crazy gun

  1. Ape No. 1

    Despite the 500 Watts of spotlight power, seven different types of military precision scopes, and bronzed homing pigeon, Steve was unable to locate his car keys anywhere.

  2. MangoMan

    um. correct me if i’m wrong but this gun has only 1 barrel, 1 scope, 1 swiss army knife (why?), 1 hood ornament/bird, 1 set of keys, and 5 various lights. unless this dude is planning on hunting at night I don’t see the point of this setup. not to mention that the fork and spoon on the knife is blocking the view of the scope. The only reasonable answer I can think of for all this is that his gun has somehow became powerfully magnetized and all this junk is now stuck to it.

  3. Mr. Destructo

    This is another failed invention of the (self-proclaimed) Important Evil Genius — it’s just a bunch of leftover parts from failed inators that he stuck together.

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