Once again, it’s time for our weekly caption contest. I’m fairly sure we have yet to exhaust the previous one, but I’ll give you another one anyway. Feel free to peruse the archives — your comments will be seen, no matter how old the post is.
Anyway, rambling aside, here’s the picture. There’s someone standing outside a small stone house, looking at a volcano starting to erupt. It looks like something action-packed is about to happen. From the filename, I deduce it’s the Kliuchevskoi volcano in Russia. But you need not concern yourself with the facts, because it’s a caption contest, so you get to make up the context. Create some funny story / explanation / joke to go with the picture.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)