Somebody did me wrong today. They didn’t mean to, so I won’t hold it against them, but it just wasn’t right. My story begins like many others: I was minding my own business, mowing my yard. I was trying to get my lawn mowed before the rain came. My wife was inside cooking supper. Since we’re trying to lose weight, we’ve been eating healthy meals more than we used to. She was baking some Cajun-seasoned fish and frying some fresh vegetables (squash, okra, and tomatoes) with Creole seasoning and olive oil. It’s not a bad meal, even for a meat-and-taters guy like myself. But while I was mowing, one of my neighbors decided to grill burgers, and the wonderful aroma wafted into my yard.
It really doesn’t matter that I was about to eat fish and vegetables — just about any meal is trumped by home-grilled burgers. So I found that to be quite rude of them. I’m outside dripping with sweat from mowing in the crazy heat-and-humidity mixture here in Arkansas, and they’re making me jealous with their grilling.
So if you find yourself in the situation of the person grilling while your neighbor is mowing his yard, it would be incredibly awesome if you were to offer him a burger or hot dog off the grill. That would make their day, and it would certainly make the rest of the mowing not so laborious. I’m just sayin’… 🙂