It’s time for another caption contest! This week’s photo features an athlete, perhaps a soccer player (or futbol player, depending on where you’re at). At first glance, it would look like something good just happened, as there’s confetti falling from the sky. But since you write the captions for this picture, you can make the story be whatever you want! The only rules are that you keep your comments clean and funny.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
“I’m sure glad I won’t be cleaning this up!”
Thomas Wayne
“I b win!”
Thomas Wayne
“I already got these sponsors on my jersey, and now I be win again, which means: MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY!”
omawarisan
“Try to catch one on your tong…um…never mind.”
Fab
Joe was in total shock at the results of the horrendous crash between the toilet paper truck and the paper shredder truck.
Holiday Inn Express
So it turns out that just because you realized that the Macy’s Day Parade balloons are actually giant pinatas, it doesn’t mean you should take a swing at them.
important evil genius E.D. Says:
After an outrageously monstrous bout of flatulance all that was left of back of bwin’s clothes were pieces of fabric and drawz floating slowly from the sky. As one can tell from his facial expression… that one burned just a bit and was not exactly rosey fresh.
Thomas Wayne
“If only this confetti were candy…”
Thomas Wayne
“I hope this confetti ain’t stickin’ to my hair… I gotta represent!”
Daquan CA7ANOVA J
maybe he saw a girl in the crowd he likes… hope she not ugly b/c he just wasted his celebration on it lol.
Zack Jenio
Oh my god! I actually won something in life!