These days there’s lots of talk about cars, because of Obama’s “cash for clunkers” program, and there’s also talk of being “green”, to help the environment. So this week’s caption contest features a green car, though not in the way you might expect.
Now, I know, it’s just a picture of a car (albeit a funny car). But remember, there are many ways to make this work. You can write a caption as a news headline, or make (dare I say it?) puns about it, or write your own story that involves it.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
21 thoughts on “caption contest, car covered with grass”
Ford is taking the concept of a “green car” way too literally. But then again, their executives have been out of touch with reality for a while now…
Bag O' Donuts
I said a I wanted a “Kia”, not “Chia”. Come on!
Fab knew it had been a while since he washed the car, but he never suspected there was enough dirt on it to support agriculture.
Bag O' Donuts
Hey look, an all terrain vehicle.
Joe anxiously awaited the grand opening of the Roundup car wash for obvious reasons.
This is what you get when the R & D dept. at Toyota has a typo: Hybrid/Gas becomes Hybrid/Grass.
Bag O' Donuts
He could wash it. Or he could play some loud 80’s hair metal to get rid of the grass. Little known fact, Whitesnake kills the grass.
Holiday Inn Express
It’s bad enough when birds crap on your car. Now they can nest there too.
Hi, BILLY MAYS here to tell you about the exciting new product, Mighty Grow.
The next morning, Jack awoke early and went into the garden. “I wonder what became of those magical pinto beans,” he said to himself as he walked.
Now that Mango-Man has proven it is possible to grow grass on his car, it’s time for him to plant some flowers on it. Now, his life will be complete…
This car was impounded by police and the driver charged with possession of grass.
Ford releases its latest grass guzzler.
“Jimmy, I told you that you won’t get your allowance ’til you’ve mowed the car!”
“March to Isengard?” said Greenleaf the Ent. “Forget that, I’m getting my car!”
Objects in the back yard may be closer than they appear.
“For a limited time only, a FREE oil change with every other Grass Clipping at the Lube & Tube/Weed & Feed Center!”
Ironically, the green car had a very poor gas mileage. But that’s okay, because it’s still “green”. It doesn’t matter if it actually helps the environment long-term or not — if it’s “green”, it’s good. And if you’re against anything “green”, then you must hate America and thus you’re a terrorist. (I learned this from some far-left liberal people on TV.)
“Wanted: Captain Planet needs a new sidekick who won’t leave the Dirtmobile OUT IN THE RAIN! I’m talking to you, Rusty!”
behold the redneck hunters new friend. the camo-car.
no longer do you have to make that bothersome trek from your vehicle to your tree stand. now you can just park in the middle of a grassy field and shoot from the comfort and convenience of your own car.
For some reason, Chia Cars never sold well in the US.