Would it be a Monday without a caption contest here? Well, unfortunately, it would be. Mondays are inevitable, I’m afraid. (Although, if you could find a way to make Monday part of the weekend, you’d be famous forever! You’d be considered a hero!) Anyway, I digress. It’s a Monday, which is most everyone’s least favorite day, and that’s why we put the weekly caption contest on a Monday — to make it better. So here goes.
This week’s caption contest features the infamous Darth Vader in a race car. I don’t remember this from any of the movies… So it’s up to you to figure out what might be the explanation behind this.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
mangoman
Once his deathstar had been destroyed, Darth Vader had to resort to ‘other’ means of transportation.
Thomas Wayne
After Emperor Obama implemented a cap-and-trade tax on anti-matter, the fleet had to be grounded, forcing a return to old-school transportation.
Important Doctor
Batman says: “hey! that’s my car! Darth Vader STOLE my car!!!”
Beppo
This is the photo from the MARS lander that NASA didn’t want you to see…
Bag O' Donuts
Darth Vader at the dealership: I haven’t felt a car with this much power since…(randomly walks away)
Kit-Kat
No matter how hard he tried, Darth Vader could not go fast enough to outrun his past as the most-hated Jedi that Star Wars geekdom has ever known.
Thomas Wayne
In an effort to make NASCAR exciting and attract an audience, racing officials will now co-sponsor NASCAR races and Sci-Fi conventions at the same time, thereby bringing EVERYONE in the U.S. without a life to the same place every week.
Beppo
Coming To Theaters Soon: Jedi Knight Rider!
lacey
Just came across a great car hauler. uhaul sells out their used car trailers anlong with their used trucks. I bought one and it works great
DonutDude
The Force wasn’t exactly strong with this one, so Vader had to downgrade to NO2.
gagechristensen
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gagechristensen
i must fly the new death star
Oh crap wheres the wings?