under the weather

There’s been a lot of people complaining about global warming in the past few years.  But there’s another aspect of the weather that doesn’t get much press, despite it affecting almost everyone.

Today I’m feeling under the weather.  That means I’m sick, I have a cold.  Since people say that is being “under the weather”, then obviously it’s the weather’s fault.  So why hasn’t anyone put forth a global campaign to destroy this weather oppression?

While someone figures out how to stop it, I think we should consider an idea I had a while back: recycling boogers.  I know, that’s thinking way outside the box and it’s gross, but boogers and snot are organic so they might be carbon-based, and there’s an endless supply from colds and allergies.  If someone could figure this out, they’d easily make billions of dollars…

3 thoughts on “under the weather

  1. Ned Perm

    Aren’t we all technically under the weather? Even in an airplane, there’s still weather above you. I’m just sayin’……

  2. Beppo

    Perhaps you have a point, Captain Literal, er, Ned Perm. But I should be ruling over the weather, not having it oppress me. Some treachery is surely afoot! I intend to find out who’s behind this evil plot against my health!

  3. Thomas Wayne

    Usually when you get boogers it’s an inconvenience, because you have to either find a place to pick ’em or get a Kleenex or tissue, but when you’ve been sick with a runny nose and then you start getting boogers, it’s kinda exciting, because it means you’re getting over your cold. 🙂

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