A recent study performed by an online insurance company on 100,000 drivers implies that you’re likelihood to get a ticket or be in a wreck may be tied to your zodiac sign. Check it out here and here. The ‘study’ shows Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) and Aquarians (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) to be the worst drivers, and Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and Gemini’s (May 21-June 20) as the best. Personally I’d like to see a similar study done on the difference in driving habits of men and women. Could be interesting. 🙂
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Thomas Wayne
Well, I don’t know if the study is just wrong or if I’m just a special case, but I’m a Scorpio, and I’m the best driver in these here parts. So take all that “research” with a grain of salt or somethin’, because it didn’t account for me. I learned my driving skills from scratch, well, with some inspiration from the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider… but I’ve also developed some of my own unique skills yet to be featured in such high-quality TV programs. Maybe someone should create a show about me… It would have to be good… If you know any TV execs, put in a good word for me. If they only knew, they’d be beatin’ my door down, askin’ for me to star in their action movies and TV sitcoms, and wanting my autograph. Although I kinda like being not totally famous, where I can just sit on my porch and eat Cheetos and not be bothered by paparazzi who write fake stuff about me. But I could use some more money, so I’d probably still make a movie if I had the chance. But I wouldn’t change, even if I got famous and rich. My stuff might change, of course — I’d have to get a huge HDTV with top-of-the-line surround sound, and a popcorn popper for my home theater room, and some fast cars (nothing against my trusty El Camino, though) and monster trucks. But I wouldn’t change, though… I’d still be all cool and stuff…
Thomas Wayne
I’m still waiting on that movie contract…
And I’m an even better driver now than when I wrote that a year ago, so it’s like, the legend grows and stuff… 🙂