It’s too bad they never made an episode of the A-Team where Chuck Norris was the bad guy. He and Mr. T would have to fight (obviously), but they’d have to use stunt doubles or the world might end. They could use special effects to try to recreate what an actual fight between them might look like.
Here’s a fan-made story where Mr. T and Chuck Norris actually do fight, and they even encounter some zombie ninja crocodiles with lasers. (Yeah, it’s definitely random; and there’s a slew of bad puns; you’ve been forewarned.) I won’t tell you who wins.
(BTW, I pity the fool who doesn’t know who Mr. T is.)
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mango-man
now THATS a random story 🙂
Thomas Wayne
If you like this sort of generic comic humor, here’s one with Mr. T vs Harry Potter. It’s definitely random. He even takes on the dark lord Voldermort. (But be forewarned that it has a few words in it…)
Clint Punch
You know, I heard about this. I just got an update from the manly fbi, M.A.N.L.Y about how Chuck is in a coma from Mr T.
Check it on my blog!
Fab
Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, he may not be much of an actor, but he writes an opinion column for WorldNet Daily that’s pretty good. Seems that the guy actually has substance and ain’t afraid to tell it like it is. http://www.wnd.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
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