a better alarm clock

I’ve thought of a product that needs to be invented : an alarm clock that bakes muffins to wake you up.  You could prep it with the necessary mix at night, it stores it cool, then just before your alarm sounds, it starts baking the muffins.  Wouldn’t this be a great idea?  As my research this week has proven, blueberry muffins make a great breakfast.

Someone has already invented an alarm clock that actually fries bacon to wake you up.  That sounds pretty cool.  (And in a recent post some “important doctor” keeps saying bacon is healthy for you… hopefully he’s right!)  Bacon would make my mornings start off a lot better.  And along these lines, a chocolate milk dispenser would be nice…

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    famous dog

    Bacon! Bacon! Where’s the bacon? I smell bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Gotta be bacon! Only one thing smells like bacon and that’s BACON! Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, there! Chewy, yummy, smokey, bacon! … Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Num-num-num-num-num. IT’S BACON!!!

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