Thomas Wayne here… yeah.. .dont hate me cause i’m beautiful… I just wanted to share my latest tale… while cleaning out my closet I discovered a time machine… theres no telling how long it’d been there… could have been planted by some ancient civilization… alternatively they could have used it, came to the present, hid it in my closet, & then went back to the past… at any rate… there was this time machine in my closet… (how do I know it was a time machine? simple… it was written over the door in a cryptic text resembling something my little sister would do with a crayon… how legible can you expect ancient people to write?) THE ADVENTURE BEGINS: the time was 5:01 when I bravely entered the portal & spun the dial…(aren’t you glad you use dial?) anyway, it was dark inside… It wasn't at all what I expected… I figured there’d be spinning & flickering lights and all that… but there wasn’t… just an eery silence and absolute darkness… and the muted smell of cardboard box…  after a bit I verified all was quite… & gingerly stepped from this ancient doorway into a dimly lit room and anxiously looked  around… it had WORKED! It was AMAZING!!!  I had traveled into the future!!! and I had PROOF! the time on clock beside my bed was NO LONGER 5:01… it was now  (wait for it) … 5:09!!! when I have more time I plan to recreate this life-altering experiment and go EVEN FURTHER into the future…