Last week’s caption contest dealt with a serious topic — the oil spill. Since we can’t have too much seriousness here on this blog, this week’s caption contest will use a photo that leads to easy jokes and easy humor — a car windshield covered in bird poop, and the car’s owner looking quite distraught. So write a caption explaining what’s going on here or what the woman is thinking or what her friends are thinking, or make up something totally different. Just keep it clean and funny.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
I bet this happened on a Monday…
Holiday Inn Express
Just a reminder from the local wildlife, your birdfeeder is empty.
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Stupid birds always carpet-bombing my car!”
Thomas Wayne
I guess this is part of being left-handed…
Holiday Inn Express
If you leave your cat in the car, you need to be prepared for the results.
Thomas Wayne
Unnamed friend: “That was an awesome prank!”
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Oh, CRAP!”
Holiday Inn Express
And now you know why that great parking spot right next to the building, but underneath the statue, is always open.
Beppo
Cleanup on aisle 3…
SmellyCat
they are out to get me!
Crappo the Clown
Looks like she was parked under the power lines behind Taco Bell…
Crappo the Clown
This gives me gas…
Thomas Wayne
This woman’s driving gave the birds gas…
Thomas Wayne
Girl: “Is this covered by the warranty?”
Holiday Inn Express
In his early years, Big Bird had a habit of vandalism. When he was finally caught, he joined Sesame Street to work off his community service.
Beppo
What were the odds of this happening AGAIN?
Holiday Inn Express
The unknown perils of birdwatching: Some birds don’t like to be watched.
mangoman
it seems those ‘poopball pellets’ for paintball guns are still being sold on the blackmarket.
Thomas Wayne
What the crap?!?
Holiday Inn Express
Small print warning on the discount brand birdfeed:
May cause diarrhea in most birds.
Who Dat Iz?
The new hybrid vehicle running on a combination of traditional fuels and bird feces is still in the testing phase
Who Dat Iz?
Never give a bird, “the bird.”
Pooh
Oh, bother…
Mark Marcus
Suddenly Brenda regretted throwing her sandal at the sea gull…
Mark Marcus
“Lord love a Duck…”