Since the Winter Olympics are going on now, I figured this would be the ideal time to have an Olympic-themed caption contest. Ironically, just today was the couples ice skating finals, which goes along with the picture I have for this these. This photo is a collage of two pictures, and it features some special move that didn’t turn out right, unless the WWE / WWF is combined with ice skating. I don’t know any more context, but that’s okay — you get to fill in the missing details. Write a caption explaining what’s going on, from whatever point-of-view you’d like (e.g., the skaters, their coach, the judges, announcers, analysts, crowd, etc.).
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10 thoughts on “caption contest, ice skating accident”
Judge: “That’s certainly an unusual move, but it’s not against the rules.”
Guy in pic #1: Phvvvrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Girl in pic #2: Passes out and drops him on his head. That’ll teach him!
Girl: You need to wash yo butt! There’s some mustiness involved in that! When was the last time you changed yo drawz!?
Guy: Oh, come on! It can’t be that bad!
Girl (as she drops him): It’s that bad! (Bonk!)
Holiday Inn Express
This is the opening event in the Paramedic Olympics.
I did this back in college. We called it Pro-Wrestle’n Ice Kapades and we frequently had Battle of the Sexes events.
It seems this loser got the smack down on a babe half his size.
Judge, spoken softly: “Ooh, that’s gonna cost ’em…”
You don’t want to mess with a woman scorned!
Commentator: “That’s gonna leave a mark…”
Crappo the Clown
Woman: “I told you if you farted in my face one more time, I’d do the piledriver on you!”
Woman: “Well, I figure we’ve already lost since he fell down earlier in our routine, so might as well get some payback!”