Since the Winter Olympics are going on now, I figured this would be the ideal time to have an Olympic-themed caption contest. Ironically, just today was the couples ice skating finals, which goes along with the picture I have for this these. This photo is a collage of two pictures, and it features some special move that didn’t turn out right, unless the WWE / WWF is combined with ice skating. I don’t know any more context, but that’s okay — you get to fill in the missing details. Write a caption explaining what’s going on, from whatever point-of-view you’d like (e.g., the skaters, their coach, the judges, announcers, analysts, crowd, etc.).
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Judge: “That’s certainly an unusual move, but it’s not against the rules.”
Important Scientist
Guy in pic #1: Phvvvrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Girl in pic #2: Passes out and drops him on his head. That’ll teach him!
Fab
Girl: You need to wash yo butt! There’s some mustiness involved in that! When was the last time you changed yo drawz!?
Guy: Oh, come on! It can’t be that bad!
Girl (as she drops him): It’s that bad! (Bonk!)
Holiday Inn Express
This is the opening event in the Paramedic Olympics.
Iced Skater
I did this back in college. We called it Pro-Wrestle’n Ice Kapades and we frequently had Battle of the Sexes events.
It seems this loser got the smack down on a babe half his size.
Thomas Wayne
Judge, spoken softly: “Ooh, that’s gonna cost ’em…”
Thomas Wayne
You don’t want to mess with a woman scorned!
Beppo
Commentator: “That’s gonna leave a mark…”
Crappo the Clown
Woman: “I told you if you farted in my face one more time, I’d do the piledriver on you!”
Thomas Wayne
Woman: “Well, I figure we’ve already lost since he fell down earlier in our routine, so might as well get some payback!”