What would Monday be like without one of our caption contests? Actually, you can apply that concept to every day, because the caption contest makes every day better! Of course we currently post only one per week, but you can come back to it every day, and there’s often new captions written for it every day (for its first week, anyway). So it has lasting value. (Speaking of value, have you ever realized that you get to enjoy the humor here absolutely free? Yep, no strings attached, no cash monies required.)
Anyway, enough of my rambling — let’s get to this week’s photo! This picture is of what appears to be an alien spaceship for rent. That’s not something you see every day! Surely there’s an interesting story behind this situation. So write what may be going on. And of course your caption doesn’t have to be a story — it can be a joke or commentary of any kind. Just make it funny.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
All your suburbs are belong to us.
Beppo
For rent: spaceship-shaped home. Lots of outer space.
Mr. Destructo
Over here is the kitchen, and the living room is quite spacious. And that? That’s the cosmic death ray. Never mess with the cosmic death ray.
Holiday Inn Express
It may have 2 bedrooms, but can it make .5 past lightspeed?
Fab
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts kid. I’ve made a few special modifications myself. But we’re a little rushed, so if you’ll just get on board, we’ll get outta here.
Bag O' Donuts
It may not look like much but it made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
Thomas Wayne
Take me to your landlord.
Thomas Wayne
Next, on Trading Outer Spaces…
Bag O' Donuts
The last residents were evicted when the landlord found out they were illegal aliens.
Holiday Inn Express
So this is basically just an alien trailer house right? Does it attract meteors like our human trailers do with tornadoes?
Beppo
E.T. rent home
Beppo
Looking at all the skid marks on the road, people have really been in a hurry to get away from here…
Crappo the Clown
I, for one, welcome our new alien landlords.
Crappo the Clown
[Aliens living in spaceship]
Husband: Honey, did you turn on the cloaking device, like I told you?
Wife: Yes, dear…
Thomas Wayne
I thought about moving there, but that neighborhood just made me feel alienated…
Thomas Wayne
The aliens need to raise money for their future invasion of Earth.
Mr. Destructo
Is it powered by a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor? (I could use one of those in an upcoming experiment…)
Beppo
The first pictures to come back from Mars were surprising, but also a little depressing…