It’s time for another caption contest. Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days, but with it being the Fourth of July holiday weekend, there was an abundance of food, fireworks, fun, and fellowship. (The Fourth was brought to you by the letter “F”.) Now that the extended weekend has ended, things return to normal. Monday may not be an exciting day, but that’s why we have the caption contest on Monday — to make it better. All that said, let’s get to it.
This week’s photo features a small town street covered with papers. What might be going on here?
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
The leaflet campaign to end littering had somehow backfired horribly.
Beppo
The local residents had been attempting to break the world record for the largest stack of papers, when a tornado came through. Morale was never the same again…
Fab
A new twist on judgment day: no fire and brimstone this time, just Obama campaign fliers rained down.
Fab
I meant to add that this was written about in the book of Daniel-San as the Obamanation that causes desolation.
Thomas Wayne
Hey, Boss, the filing’s done! I’m outta here! You can take this job and shove it!
Thomas Wayne
No one had heard from Jimmy the Paperboy since that loud explosion at 6:30 this morning.
Holiday Inn Express
Looks like the closer at Kinko’s forgot to turn off the copier.
Bag O' Donuts
So that’s what living inside a snowglobe is like…
Bag O' Donuts
Somehow the governor knew he had left a papertrail that led right to his door…
mangoman
Ironically the worlds biggest paper shredder Could only shredd huge sheets of paper into regular size sheets of paper.
Mr. Destructo
The Important Evil Genius had heard of some people being hindered by “information overload”, so he dropped a load of technical “white papers” over the entire tri-state area in an effort to befuddle the masses. As usual, his plan has no chance of succeeding…
Thomas Wayne
The government’s new Freedom of Information Act took it a little too far…
Holiday Inn Express
The first attempt to create a paper-mache copy of the world met with failure.
Thomas Wayne
Just keep walking… no one can prove anything…
Thomas Wayne
If you’re going to leave a paper trail (a la the Riddler), you might as well make it challenging…
Guy walking: “By the time the detectives decipher the clues left on all these papers, I’ll be able to get to any secret hideout I want — even by walking!”
Beppo
Ever since the sheriff started making inmates pick up litter, crime went way down. Unfortunately, litter went way up.
Local News Reporter
Extra! Extra! local animal fur manufacturer PIMP MY COAT was surrounded today by thousands of members OF PETA (fresh off their previous campaign: I’D-RATHER-GO-NAKED-THAN-WEAR-FUR) to protest the charity factory’s use of mice fur to patch up old clothing worn by the homeless.
Many protestors were heard shouting, “I’D RATHER LITTER THAN HARM A LITTER!”